Have you ever walked down the street and spied a really hot guy or girl from the corner of your eyes? Or perhaps your first encounter with that special stranger is when you accidentally knocked her books out of her hands or ran into his friend and spilled a drink on the hottie because you were too busy staring at his fabulous body?
Well here are a few tips to get the ball rolling. A. You shouldn't knock over her books, you should knock over her coffee so you can ask if you can buy her a new cup or better yet, knock her lunch or dinner over and invite her out to replace her lost meal. Creepy? Maybe a little, but hey girls, it's a free meal! I'm just kidding, you can offer, but start off with some basic conversation, like "I'm soo sorry, how clumsy of me!" Get to know her a little bit more, establish a non-creepy connection and then BAM, ask if you can take her out for lunch or dinner because you just feel oh so terrible about spilling her food.
The spilling the drink on hottie is easy...whew, you got his shirt off already! and you guys haven't even been out on a date! Or at the very least if he's modest, you can wipe off some of the strawberry smoothie off with your bare hands for closer contact or a napkin, if you feel hate getting sticky like me! The chances that he'll offer to buy you a drink is slim, since he already has yours on him..but you can ask if he (and his friend) would want to go grab another smoothie with you, your treat of course for the mishap!
If none of those incidents have ever happened, A. make sure they do or B. continue reading.
If you get to the smoothie shop and you spot a even hotter hottie behind the counter, buy the drink for not-so-hot-hottie (you don't want to go back on your word) and strike up a conversation with hotter hottie(HH). (Or you're starting off with no hotties at a coffee shop)You can ask HH what he or she would recommend, what his or her favorite flavors are and that can lead to future conversations, like "hey I tried the drink/food you recommended and it was fantastic!(LIE if you have too) We must have similar taste, we should go test it out at a different restaurant" BAM, date. Or if you don't want to be that forward, you can try connecting with her more and find out if you actually have things in common before asking her out. Perhaps, if you get there near closing time, you can say something along the lines of "hey my friends and I are gonna go try this yummy new ice-cream place around the corner, do you wanna go join?" This makes it a bit more causal and less awkward for everyone.
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